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• Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
• I can't believe I wrote that whole thing.
• Doctor: Mr. Simpson, after talking to your wife, we believe you're no threat to yourself or others.
  Homer: That's the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me....
• I just ate a whole package of Sweet Tarts and a can of Coke. I think I saw God. -- B. Hathrume Duk
• As I got up in front of them, I felt an intoxication that had nothing to do with alcohol.
  It was the intoxication of being a public spectacle. -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
• Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• Homer's brain: This is it, Homer. It's time to tell her the horrible secret from your past.
  Homer: Marge I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom....
• Bobby: First, the award for the alumnus who gaied the most weight.
  Homer Simpson! Homer: Oh, my God! Bobby: How'd you do it, Homer?...
• What can I say? It hasn't been easy staying in my rut. -- Homer accepts an award, "The Fro