Barney: Boy, You Never Stop Eating And You Don't Gain A Pound.
Barney: Boy, you never stop eating and you don't gain a pound.
Homer: It's my metaba-ma-lism. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones.
The Way We Was
Barney: [bell rings] Oh no, we're late for wood shop!
Homer: But... we're early for lunch! Let's go grab a burger....
Homer: Oh, I've got 15 minutes to gain a pound or I have to face another day at work!
Bart: Bad news, Dad. We're out of food. We're even out of the basic elements of food....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"] W, X, Y, and Z.
Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and play with me....
Bart: If you gain 61 pounds they'll let you work at home?
Homer: Y'uh huh, that's the deal. No more exercise program, no more traffic, no more blood drives or charity walks....
Ned: Thank you so much, Homer. You're a true friend.
Homer: Right back at you, buddy. Now how about that game at the Pitch'N'Putt?...
Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you were Elliot Gould!...
Marge: I can't believe you bought that plow. We can't afford it!
Homer: If you're going to get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things!...
Ned: Well, I guess now we know why they call them "rapids" and not "slowpids", huh?
Bart: [appreciative] Ha, ha! Homer: You are not my son!...