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• Homer: [yelling at a student] Neeeerd! Marge: Homer, that isn't very nice.
  Homer: Marge, try to understand. There are two kinds of college stude...
• Homer: We played Dungeons & Dragons for three hours!
  Then I was slain by an elf. Bart: Listen to yourself, ma...
• Homer: Well, I guess it's back to college for me. And that means it's time to -- what did I teach you guys?
  Nerds: [timidly] Par - ty - down? Homer: Yess! -- Woo hoo!, "Homer Goes to College...
• It was the most I ever threw up, and it changed my life forever.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Must destroy mankind! (His watch alarm goes off) Ooh, lunchtime!
  -- Homer Simpson Homer Goes To College...
• Homer: Look, I'm supposed to get a physics tutor. Nerd 1
  Well, you've come to the right place then. If there's one thing we know, it is science....
• Nerds design ditches, jocks dig them.
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Ah, the college road-trip. What better way to spread beer-fueled mayhem?
  -- Homer, "Homer Goes to College...