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• Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
  -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• Lurleen, I can't get your song outta my mind. I haven't felt this way since `Funky Town.
  ' -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home...
• It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. -- Homer Simpson Colonel Home
• Don't play dumb. You're not as good at it as I am. -- Colonel Flagg, M*A*S*H
• I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
  -- Homer Simpson Homer the Smithe...
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Marge, this ticket doesn't just give me a seat. It also gives me the right -- no, the duty -- to make a complete ass of myself.
  -- Homer Simpson Dancin' Home...
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Announcer: And now we return to "Fox Night at the Movie
  Homer S.: Portrait of an Ass-Grabber", starring Dennis Franz....