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• Bart: But Dad! I've never won anything in my life!
  Homer: Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this....
• Keep your head down, follow through. [Bart putts and misses] Okay, that didn't work.
  This time, move your head and don't follow through....
• Homer: All right, knock it off! Ned: Knock what off, Simpson?
  Homer: You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!...
• Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't both win.
  Flanders: Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt. Dead Putting Society...
• Marge: Homer, I couldn't help overhearing you warp Bart's mind.
  Homer: And? -- "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff... Marge
  What exactly did he say? Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said....
• You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here!
  Your family is better than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!...
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
• Homer: Keep your left arm straight, Bart! Rotate your shoulders!
  Lisa+Bart: Daaaad! Homer: Look son, all I'm asking is that you try....