I Wore My Extra Loose Pants For Nothing. Nothing!
I wore my extra loose pants for nothing. Nothing!
-- Homer Simpson
New Kid on the Block
Can't talk. Eating. -- Homer, "The New Kid on the Block
Homer: All you can eat. Ha! Hutz: Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fradulent advertising since my suit against the film, "The Never-Ending Story".
-- "The New Kid on the Block...
Woman: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City".
Marge: [proudly] You could see our house in that photo!...
The new, inexperienced new kid on the block.
Homer: Marge, we're going to that restaurant. Marge
But I think I'm allergic to seafood. The last time I ate shrimp, my throat closed up, and I went into convulsions....
I'm going to speak my mind because I have nothing to loose. -- S. I. Hayakawa
Homer: Uh, and there was something else... Something I was supposed to tiptoe around.
.. Laura's mother: My divorce. Homer: <That's> it!...
Wow! I bet if God wore pants, he'd have a belt like that!
-- Milhouse admires Bart's belt, "The Homer They Fall...
Wiggum: We need two cups of coffee, and two orders of bite-sized breakfast pancakes.
With extra dipping sauce. Kid: Please pull up to the service window, please....