- Where do women pilots sit?
in the cuntpit... - How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families?
Blow up K-Mart... - Why doesn't Smoky the Bear have any children?
Because every time his wife gets hot,
he hits her over the head with his shovel... - Two conceited people fucking--
She: "Aren't I tight?"
He:
"No, just full... - When is a wet dream hazardous?
When you're under a electric blanket... - What do you call a faggot in the navy?
A Rear Admiral... - What did Wendy say when she stuck her hand down Ronald McDonald's pants?
"Where's the beef... - What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Spaniard?
Spic and Span... - What do you call two women in a freezer?
Cold cunts... - What do you call a man with no arms or legs at the door?
Matt...
