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• Q: What do Mexicans call Bartle & James wine cooler? A: Dos Okie
• Q: What do you call a doctor that does abortions on blacks and Mexicans? A: A "crime-stopper".
• Parent Definitions... AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have kids again.
  DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside....
• How do you wipe out 250 Puerto Rican families? Blow up K-Mart.
• What do you call a baby that's eaten both it's parents? An orphan.
• What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish baby? A girl.
• Mother's Dictionary AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.
  BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too....
• Why did the Mexicans fight so hard to take the Alamo?
  So they could have four clean walls to write on....