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  Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear....
• Need Water! An traveler was stumbling through the desert, desperate for water, then he saw something, far off in the distance.
  Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a card table with a bunch of neckties laid out....
• You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long?
• Bob, Don and Joe were lifelong friends. Suddenly one day Joe disappeared.
  Everybody was helping Bob and Don find Joe, until Bob and Don remembered that Joe had two assholes....
• Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A: Tie them together, make it a tire, and call it a good year.
• This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless to say the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause"....
• The WordPerfect Help Line... (a little old...but still good) This is a true story from the WordPerfect help line.
  Needless, to say the help desk employee was fired...
• Accountants What's the definition of an accountant?
  - Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand....