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• Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!
• Luck O' The Irish Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.
  "Come have a look over here", says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul, he lived to the ripe old age of 87....
• A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?
  "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turns to the second drunk, and asks the same question....
• Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by.
  "Help!" Paddy shouted, "Oi'm sinkin'!" Don't worry," assured Mick....
• Paddy," asked the barmaid, "what are those two bulges in the front of your trousers?
  "Ah," said Paddy. "They're hand grenades. Next time that queer O'Flaherty comes feeling my balls, I'll blow his bloody fingers off!...