- Why didn't the eunuch cross the road?
He just didn't have the balls... - What does a WASP do when his car breaks down?
Calls AAA... - Pole #1: "Hey. look at the dead bird."
Pole #2, looking up in the sky:
"Where... - What do you get when you cross a Chinaman with a Frenchman?
A Frenchman who eats your laundry... - How many JAP's does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Four to bitch and one to get her boyfriend to... - What did one goose say to the other goose?
"Ooooh! I've been peopled... - How can you tell Italian women are embarrassed by their long hair?
Because they wear long gloves to cover it up... - Proctologist: "Do you know I just pulled a dozen roses out of your rectum?"
Gay patient:
"Is that so? What's the card say... - What do you call a nun in a blender?
Twisted Sister... - What's blue and comes in Brownies?
Cub Scouts...
