Several students were asked the following problem: Prove that all odd integers are prime.
Well, the first student to try to do this was a math student....
An engineer, a physicist and a mathmetician were driving in the country when they came upon pasture after pasture with only black cows in them.
The engineer said, "There seem to be only cows colored...
Factorials were invented to make math look more exciting.
(Submitted by Steven Wright, firstname.lastname@example.org)...
Theorem: a cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1...
lim ---- 8->9 \/ 8 = 3 Along the same lines: lim sqrt (3) = 2 3->4
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician answered "Polynomial. Polygon.
Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural logarithms.