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Science Humor
- An engineer, a physicist and a mathmetician were driving in the country
when they came upon pasture after pasture with only black cows in them.
The engineer said, "There seem to be only cows...
- Factorials were invented to make math look more exciting.
(Submitted by Steven Wright, afelson@rmii...
- Theorem: a cat has nine tails.
Proof:
No cat has eight tails.
A cat has one tail more than no cat.
Therefore, a cat...
- My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes
obtuse,
but always, he was right...
- And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ?
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- I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college:
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of...
- lim ----
8->9 \/ 8 = 3
Along the same lines:
lim sqrt (3) = 2
3...
- Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician answered
"Polynomial.
Polygon...
- Lumberjacks make good musicians because of their natural
logarithms...
- Q: What is Quayle-o-phobia?
A: The fear of natural logarithms.
(Hint: Quayle and the letter "e" made news...
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