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• Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered "Polynomial. polygon.
• Polygon: A missing parrot.
• The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
  Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
• Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancé
  e when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!...
• Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
  The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
• A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
  She asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?" "Is he smart, lady?...
• This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love.
  The parrot said it all the time, embarassing the owner to no end....
• From former chairman of the US Federal Reserve Paul Volcker according to the Wall Street Journal
  A parrot fancier who happened into a London pet shop noticed a particularly colorful bird and asked its price....