Asked How His Pet Parrot Died, The Mathematician Answered "Polynomial.
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician answered
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered "Polynomial. polygon.
Polygon: A missing parrot.
The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancé
e when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring!...
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he's lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help.
The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots....
A woman went to the pet shop and looked at a parrot.
She asked the shop owner, "Is he smart?" "Is he smart, lady?...
This man had a parrot. This parrot knew only one sentence, which was "Let's make love.
The parrot said it all the time, embarassing the owner to no end....
From former chairman of the US Federal Reserve Paul Volcker according to the Wall Street Journal
A parrot fancier who happened into a London pet shop noticed a particularly colorful bird and asked its price....