- lim sin(x)
n --> oo ------ = 6
n
Proof
cancel the n in the numerator and denominator... - Two male mathematicians are in a bar.
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MATHEMATICS PURITY TEST
Count the number of yes's
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Moebius always does it on the same side
Statisticians probably do it Algebraists do it in... - A promising PhD candidate was presenting his thesis at his final
examination
He proceeded with a derivation and ended up with something... - There was a mad scientist ( a mad ...social... scientist ) who
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