And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :

And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :

Q: What's the title of this picture ?

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A: Hypotenuse

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Q: What quantity is represented by this ?

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A: 9, tree + tree + tree

Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?

A: 99, dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree

Q: Some birds go flying by and leave their droppings,
one per tree, how many is that ?

A: 100, dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd
+ dirty tree and a turd

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