And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO) :
Q: What's the title of this picture ?
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A: Hypotenuse
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Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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A: 9, tree + tree + tree
Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?
A: 99, dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree
Q: Some birds go flying by and leave their droppings,
one per tree, how many is that ?
A: 100, dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd
+ dirty tree and a turd
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Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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A: 9, tree + tree + tree
Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?
A: 99, dirty tree + dirty tree + dirty tree
Q: Some birds go flying by and leave their droppings,
one per tree, how many is that ?
A: 100, dirty tree and a turd + dirty tree and a turd
+ dirty tree and a turd
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- Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?... - Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
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9, tree + tree + tree Q: A dust storm blows through, now how much do you have ?... - The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals.... - And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? .... - Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
- Q: How to catch a squirrel? A: Climb the tree and act like a nut.
- Q: What's grosser than nailing a dead baby to a tree? A: Pulling it off.
- Q: What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: They both have balls just for decoration....
