Theorem: A Cat Has Nine Tails. Proof: No Cat Has Eight Tails.

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  A cat has one tail more than no cat. Therefore, a cat has nine tails....
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• b>Theorem. A cat has nine tails. Proof. No cat has eight tails.
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