- Q: What is Quayle-o-phobia?
A: The fear of natural logarithms
(Hint: Quayle and the letter "e" made news... - Pie are not square. Pie are round
Cornbread are square... - The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n
/ x n | e = f(u ) ... - A physics joke
Energy equals milk chocolate square... - Russell to Whitehead
My Godel is killing me!... - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If... - Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty
professor stories
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster
to improve the dairy industry. So, they decided to... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one
Saturday and laid their money down
Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer... - Theorem : All positive integers are equal.
Proof
Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers...
