- Pie are not square. Pie are round.
Cornbread are square... - The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n." / x n | e = f(u ) ... - A physics joke:
"Energy equals milk chocolate... - Russell to Whitehead:
"My Godel is killing me... - A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If... - Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty
professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster,
to improve the dairy industry. So, they decided to... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one
Saturday and laid their money down.
Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer... - Theorem : All positive integers are equal.
Proof :
Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers... - A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive
government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them
to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their way...
