- Q: What is Quayle-o-phobia?
A: The fear of natural logarithms.

(Hint: Quayle and the letter "e" made news.)... - Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
- The integral of e to the x is equal to f of the quantity
u to the n.

/ x n | e = f(u ) /... - A physics joke: "Energy equals milk chocolate square
- Russell to Whitehead: "My Godel is killing me!
- A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative
merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says: "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it c... - Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty professor stories.
- The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the
dairy industry.

So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist went to the races one
Saturday and laid their money down.

Commiserating in the bar after the race, the engineer says, "I don't understand why I lost all... - Theorem : All positive integers are equal.
Proof

Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B....