- A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive
government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them
to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their way o...
- A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the
Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour.
The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane, you can see the famous Bright Angle F...
- An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the
"What is 2 * 2 ?...
- Economist: Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
- Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
- During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and
stared intently at the table in front of him for a while.
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six p...
- What's non-orientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick.
- Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those ...
- Definition: Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion.