- A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive
government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them
to a western country
They drove to the airport, forced their way... - A group of Polish tourists is flying on a small airplane through the
Grand Canyon on a sightseeing tour
The tour guide announces: "On the right of the airplane... - Hiawatha Designs an Experiment
Hiawatha, mighty hunter
He could shoot ten arrows upward, Shoot them with such... - An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the
following question
What is 2 * 2 ?" The engineer whips out his slide... - Economist
Someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality... - Old mathematicians never die
they just lose some of their functions... - During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and
stared intently at the table in front of him for a while
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought... - What's non-orientable and lives in the sea
Mobius Dick... - Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have
profound implications to all of science
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way... - Definition
Jogging girl scout = Brownian motion...
