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If lim - = oo (infinity), then what does lim - = ?

x->0 x x->0 x answer: (write 5 on it's side)... - Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Because he lost his mu.

(mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of friction)... - Boy's Life, May 1973:
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?

Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try.... - Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do
problems on the blackboard that day.

``Who would like to do the first problem, addition?'' No one raised their hand. She calle... - In the bayous of Louisiana, there is a small river called the Dirac.

Many wealthy people have their mansions near its mouth.... - Albert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist, was rehearsing a Haydn string quartet.
- Some famous mathematician was to give a keynote speech at a conference.
- When I was a Math/Chem grad student at Princeton in 1973-74, there was
a story going around about a grad student.

This guy was always late. One day he stumbled into class late, saw seven problems wri... - The following problem can be solved either the easy way or the hard way.

Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each othe...