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Science Humor
- Why did the cat fall off the roof?
Because he lost his mu.
(mew=sound cats make, mu=coeff of...
- Boy's Life, May 1973:
Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well...
- Mrs. Johnson the elementary school math teacher was having children do
problems on the blackboard that day.
``Who would like to do the first problem, addition...
- Definitions of Terms Commonly Used in Higher Math
The following is a guide to the weary student of mathematics...
- In the bayous of Louisiana, there is a small river called the Dirac.
Many wealthy people have their mansions near its mouth...
- Albert Einstein, who fancied himself as a violinist,
was rehearsing a
Haydn string quartet. When he failed...
- Some famous mathematician was to give a keynote speech at a
conference.
Asked for an advance summary, he said he would present...
- When I was a Math/Chem grad student at Princeton in 1973-74,
there was
a story going around about a grad student...
- The following problem can be solved either the easy way or the hard way.
Two trains 200 miles apart are moving toward each other...
- Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them,
they
translate it into their own language, and forthwith...
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