- A person who can, within a year, solve x^2 -
92y^2 = 1 is a mathematician." --... - Math and Alcohol don't mix, so...
PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE
Then there's every parent's scream when their child walks into the
room dazed and staggering:
OH NO...YOU'VE BEEN TAKING DERIVATIVES... - MADD = Mathematicians
Against
Drunk
... - This limerick was previously posted incorrectly.
The integral limit has been changed.]
Here's a limerick I picked up off the net a few years back -
looks better on paper. 3_ ... - This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).
((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) =... - Tis a favorite project of mine
A new value of pi to assign.
I would fix it at 3 For it's simpler, you... - If inside a circle a line
Hits the center and goes
spine to spine And the line's length is "d" the circumference... - If (1+x) (real close to 1)
Is raised to the power of 1
Over x,
you will find Here's the value defined: 2.718281..... - An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality.
A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to... - Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
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because seven ate nine...
