- Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they
translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something
entirely different.

-- Johann Wolfgang von Goe... - The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people.
- Three mathematicians and a physicist walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have ducked. (Ha, that quack's me up!)... - What do you call a young eigensheep? A lamb, duh!!!
- The world is everywhere dense with idiots." - LFS
- One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician
and asked them to fence of the largest possible area with the least
amount of fence.

The engineer made the fence in a circle a... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer programmer are driving
down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.

The engineer says that they should buy a new car. The mathematician say... - A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to
the convention, a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science
majors were on the train.

Each of the math majors had his/he... - The following is supposedly a true story about Russell.

It isn't really a math joke since it makes fun of the British hierarchy, but it's funny anyway.... - Another "true" story, kinda like the aforementioned urban legend

Enrico Fermi, while studying in college, was bored by his math classes....