- Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them
they translate it into their own language, and forthwith... - The reason that every major university maintains a
department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to... - Three mathematicians and a physicist walk into a bar
You'd think the second one would have ducked. (Ha... - What do you call a young eigensheep?
A lamb
duh!!... - The world is everywhere dense with idiots
-... - One day a farmer called up an engineer, a physicist
and a mathematician and asked them to fence of the... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a computer programmer are driving
down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire
The engineer says that they should buy a new car. ... - A math/computer science convention was being held. On the train to
the convention
a bunch of math majors and a bunch of computer science... - The following is supposedly a true story about Russell
It isn't really a math joke since it makes fun of the... - Another "true" story, kinda like the aforementioned urban legend
Enrico Fermi, while studying in college, was bored...
