An engineer, a physicist and a mathmetician were driving in the country
when they came upon pasture after pasture with only black cows in them.
The engineer said, "There seem to be only cows colored black in this
area." The physicist said, "That doesn't quite follow. The only cows we
have seen are black." Then the mathemetician said, "I don't think you
are right there. The only cows we have seen are black on one side."
(Submitted by Ed Howland, ehowland@cyber.net)
when they came upon pasture after pasture with only black cows in them.
The engineer said, "There seem to be only cows colored black in this
area." The physicist said, "That doesn't quite follow. The only cows we
have seen are black." Then the mathemetician said, "I don't think you
are right there. The only cows we have seen are black on one side."
(Submitted by Ed Howland, ehowland@cyber.net)
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