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Science Humor
- An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three
adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the...
- A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following question:
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant...
- There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They
went to see a counselor, and he decided that they...
- So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting
together.
They spy a deer(*) in the woods.
The physicist calculates...
- A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were
travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the
window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that...
- A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a
Physicist.
The topic concerns Kulza-Klein theories involving physical...
- What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927 plus or minus 0.00000005...
- When considering the behaviour of a howitzer:
A mathematician will be able to calculate where the shell will land.
A physicist will be able to explain how the shell gets...
- An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an
anecdote,
indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have...
- Q: What's purple and commutes?
A: An abelian grape.
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"...
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