- A physicist and a mathematician setting in a faculty lounge.
Suddenly, the coffee machine catches on fire.... - An engineer, a mathematician, and a physicist are staying in three
adjoining cabins at a decrepit old motel.
First the engineer's coffee maker catches fire on the bathroom vanity.
He smells the smoke... - A mathematician and a physicist were asked the following questio
Suppose you walked by a burning house and saw a hydrant and
a hose not connected to the hydrant.... - There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They
went to see a counselor, and he decided that they had good problem
solving skills.... - So a mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist are out hunting
together.
They spy a deer(*) in the woods.... - A computer scientist, mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were
travelling through Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the
window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that S... - A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a
Physicist.
- What is "pi"?
Mathematician: Pi is the number expressing the relationship between the
circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927 plus or minus 0.00000005
... - When considering the behaviour of a howitzer:
A mathematician will be able to calculate where the shell will land.
A physicist will be able to explain how the shell gets there.
An engineer will sta... - An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician find themselves in an
anecdote, indeed an anecdote quite similar to many that you have no
doubt already heard.
After some observations and rough calculati...
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