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Science Humor
- A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the
animal hide with which they made their blanket.
Thus, one woman might
be known as Squaw of Buffalo...
- A topologist is a man who doesn't know the difference
between a coffee
cup and a doughnut...
- A statistician can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice,
and
he will say that on the average he feels fine...
- A guy decided to go to the brain transplant clinic to refreshen his
supply of brains.
The secretary informed him that they had three
kinds...
- A topologist walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender,
being a number theorist, says, "I'm sorry, but we don't...
- There are three kinds of people in the world;
those who can count and those who can't.
And the related:
There are two groups of people in...
- The world is divided into two classes:
people who say "The world is divided into two classes",
and people who say
The world is divided into...
- What follows is a "quiz" a student of mine once showed me (which she'd
gotten from a previous teacher,
etc...). It's multiple choice, and if
you sort the...
- 1. That which Noah built.
___ 2. An article for serving ice cream.
___ 3. What a bloodhound does in chasing a woman....
- A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag
pole.
They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite...
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