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• Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
  A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and six doughnuts at the same time....
• in the mid-80s, there were 2 rich men who were constantly arguing over the purpose of the head on a man's penis.
  one man insisted that it was for the pleasure of the man, and the other insisted that it was for the pleasure of the woman....
• Who is the most popular male at a nudist colony? The one who can carry a dozen donuts and two pots of coffee.
• Who is the most popular female at a nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut.
• Q: How can you spot Dolly Pardon's children in a crowd?
  A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips....
• What CAN you get a nudist for Christmas?
• How can you spot lying politicians? Their lips move...
• Q: How do you go about screwing a 400-pound woman? A: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.