- Q: Why do Poles make the best astronauts?
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Because they take up space in school... - Q: Why don't they give Poles a whole hour for lunch?
A: They don't want to have to retrain them... - Q: What do you get when you cross a Pole and an ape.
A: A retarded ape... - Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Pole's life?
A: Second grade... - Q: What do you call a Polish paratrooper?
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Instant air pollution... - Q: Hear about the guy that was half German and half Polish?
A: He hated Jews but couldn't figure out why... - Q: What did Hitler tell the German Army before they marched into Poland?
A: "Don't shit in the streets, we're trying to starve... - Q: What do you call a Polock with a $10,000 hat?
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The Pope... - Q: Why is it illegal to kill flies in Poland?
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Because that's the national bird... - Q: What would happen if someone nuked Warsaw?
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It would result in $2.99 worth of damage...
