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• Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
  A: He made a spectacle of himself....
• Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves? A: He fell out of the tree.
• Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
  He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink....
• Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
  A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them....
• 392 A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
  She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever....
• The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history
  "Only the future is certain; the past is always changing" A would-be bandit failed because he had written a holdup up note on another bank's withdrawal slip....
• Did you hear about the sign off on the news show in the leper colony?
  Its ten o'clock, do YOU know where your extremities are?...
• Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off! Don't worry; he's all right ...