Q: Did you hear about the leper who made his living as a gigolo?
A: He was doing great until business fell off.
A: He was doing great until business fell off.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the optometrist that fell into his lens grinding machine?
A: He made a spectacle of himself... - Q: Did you hear about the Polish man who broke his neck raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink... - Q: Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into a crocodile pit?
A: Before they could pull him out he ate three of them... - 392 A: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have... - The Poles have a saying about how communist governments rewrite history:
"Only the future is certain; the past is always changing"... - Did you hear about the sign off on the news show in the leper colony?
Its ten o'clock, do YOU know where your extremities... - Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off!
Don't worry; he's all right .....
