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• How come the leper couldn't speak? The cat had his tongue.
• Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid? A: When you open her legs the lights go on.
• Q: How can you tell that a mathematician is extroverted?
  A: When talking to you, he looks at your shoes instead of at his....
• Q: What do you call a leper in your bathtub? A: Stew.
• Q: How can you tell if a pig is drunk? A: She starts buying the drinks ...
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• Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving.
• Q: How can you tell that Harvard was planned by a mathematician?
  A: The div school is right next to the grad school......