- Q: How do you tell if your girlfriend is ticklish? A: Give her a couple "test-tickles".
- Q: Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
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Because when the dragged them by the feet, they filled up with dirt.... - Q: What comes out of an erect penis? A: Wrinkles!
- Q: Did you hear about the new edition of Playboy for married men?
A: It has the same centerfold every month.... - Q: Did you hear about the girl with tits on her back?
A: She wasn't much to look at but she was great to slow dance with.... - Q: What is the difference between a circus and a chorus line?
A: The first is an array of cunning stunts.... - Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!... - Q: What do balloons and virgins have in common? A: One prick and its gone.
- Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?" A: "Honey, I'm home.
- Q: What's red and has 7 dents? A: Snow White's cherry
