- Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs?
A:
A "nightcrawler"... - Q: What did the prostitute give her daughter for her birthday?
A: Everything west of Broadway... - Q: What do you call a hooker's kids?
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Brothel sprouts... - Q: What do you get if you cross a whore and a computer?
A: A fucking know-it-all... - Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common?
A: They both spread for bread... - Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
A: You can't hear an enzyme... - Q: Have you heard about the Faggot Patch Dolls?
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They come with A.I.D.S. and a death certificate... - Q: Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
A:
They can't get the laboratory mice to butt fuck... - Q: What's the worst part about having AIDS?
A:
Leaving your friends behind... - Q: Why did the minister get AIDS?
A:
He didn't wash his organ between hims...
