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Because he couldn't wait for the second coming... - Q: Why is being a dick not all it's cracked up to be
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When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep... - Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman
A: Inserting the anchovies... - Q: What do you do in case of fallout?
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Put it back in and take shorter strokes... - Q: How can you tell when your girlfriend is ugly?
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When she's having an artificial insemination, and the... - Q: How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains... - Q: What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy
A: A pussy is that nice warm thing you cuddle up to... - Q: When does a cubscout become a boyscout?
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When he eats his first brownie...
