Questions And Answers
Questions and Answers
Q: What's the difference between death and taxes? A
Congress can't make death any worse than it is....
Q: What is the similarity between hemorrhoids and cowboy hats?
A: Sooner or later, every asshole has one!...
Q: What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? A: "I don't know, and I don't care.
Q: Hear about the new television show about yuppies in Alaska? A: It's called "WD-30something
Q: How can you tell if a kid is a loser? A: The kid is kidnapped, and they put his picture on a MILK DUDS carton.
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both go to Uranus to wipe out the cling-ons....
Q: What do 40 battered women have in common? A: They don't listen.
Q: What's the difference between the Panama canal and Miss America?
A: The Panama canal is a busy ditch....
Q: Why don't U.S. senators ever use bookmarks? A: They like their pages bent.
Q: What does a baby diaper and your boss have in common?
A: They are both all over your ass and usually full of shit!...