Q: Did you hear about the new edition of Playboy for married men?
A: It has the same centerfold every month.
A: It has the same centerfold every month.
Related:
- Q: Did you hear about the lazy Mexican? A: He married a pregnant woman.
- Q: Did you hear about the new gay bar in town? A: It's called "Boys'R'Us.
- Q: Did you hear about the new designer condoms? A: They're called "Sergio Prevente.
- Q: Did you hear about the new Jewish porno movie? A: It called, "Debbie Does Nothing.
- Q: Did you hear about the new Firestein automobile tires?
A: They stop on a dime, and then pick it up.... - Q: Did you hear about the new French restaurant in Harlem? A: It's called "Chez What?
- Q: Did you hear about the new Rock Hudson jeans? A: The zipper is in the back.
- Q: Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? A: It's called "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog.
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Did you hear about the town that always had the same population?
Every time a child was born someone left town....
