- Q: Why don't cowboys make good lovers?
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Because they think a good ride is eight seconds... - Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks... - Q: When does a Cub Scout become a Boy Scout?
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When he eats his first Brownie... - Q: What do soy beans and vibrators have in common?
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They're both meat substitutes... - Q: What do snow and sex have in common?
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You never know how many inches you're going to get... - Q: Why is lite beer like making love in a canoe?
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Because they're both fuckin' close to water... - Q: How can you tell which man is the most popular in a nudist colony?
A: He's the one who can carry two cups of coffee and... - Q: How come Dr. Pepper comes in a bottle?
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His wife died... - Q: How come prostitutes never vote?
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They don't care who get's in... - Q: What do you call a hooker with no legs?
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A "nightcrawler"...
