- Q: Why do women sky divers wear tampons? A: So they won't whistle on the way down.
- Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom? A: So when they get drunk at a party, you can carry them home like a six-pack.
- Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 20 ft.
garden hose? A: "Darling", "Sweetheart", "Precious", whatever it takes.... - Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor.... - Q: What is the difference between sin and shame?
A
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.... - Q: Why is being in the Army like a PG movie? A: Too much violence and not enough sex.
- Q: What is the difference between like and love? A: Spit and swallow.
- Q: How do you go about screwing a 400-pound woman? A: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
- Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the stereo... - Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike? A: They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
