- Q: Why do women have two holes on the bottom?
A: So when they get drunk at a party,
you can carry them home like a six-pack... - Q: What do you call a woman who can suck a golf ball through a 20 ft.
garden hose? A: "Darling", "Sweetheart", "Precious"... - Q: How can you tell if a ballerina isn't wearing panties?
A: When she does a split and sticks to the floor... - Q: What is the difference between sin and shame?
A:
It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull... - Q: Why is being in the Army like a PG movie?
A:
Too much violence and not enough sex... - Q: What is the difference between like and love?
A:
Spit and swallow... - Q: How do you go about screwing a 400-pound woman?
A:
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot... - Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
A: When she sits on your face and you can't hear the... - Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A:
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out... - Q: What do you call a shipment of vibrators?
A:
"Toys for twats"...
