- Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche?
A:
"Hog wash... - Q: What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her?
A:
"I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat... - Q: What do you do in the event of fallout?
A:
Put it back in and take shorter strokes... - Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A:
To make suckers out of men... - Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you?
A: An answering cervix... - Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday?
A: Mikey...He'll eat anything... - Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam?
A: A spermicidal maniac... - Q: Know what is the square root of 69?
A:
Ate something... - Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
A: 68,
at 69 you have to turn around... - Q: Why can women only go 68 mph on the highway?
A:
Because at 69 they blow a rod...
