- Q: What's twelve inches long and white?
A
Nothing... - Q: What do you call Miss Piggy's douche?
A
Hog wash!... - Q: What did Miss Piggy say when Gonzo called her?
A
I can't talk right now - I've got a frog in my throat... - Q: What do you do in the event of fallout?
A
Put it back in and take shorter strokes... - Q: Why did God give women nipples?
A
To make suckers out of men... - Q: What do you call a pussy that takes messages for you
A: An answering cervix... - Q: What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday
A: Mikey...He'll eat anything... - Q: What do you call a woman who uses too much contraceptive foam
A: A spermicidal maniac... - Q: Know what is the square root of 69?
A
Ate something... - Q: What is the speed limit of sex?
A: 68
at 69 you have to turn around...
