Q: What comes out of an erect penis?
- What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles.
- Q: What's the best thing to come out of a dick? A: The wrinkles.
- Q: What is a vagina? A: It's the box a penis comes in.
- What's Irish and comes out in the Spring? Paddy O'Furniture.
- Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will blow your bonus.
- Q. What do the Rubiks cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets....
- Q: What do they call a black man with a white penis?
A: A polish coal miner who's been home for lunch....
- Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck for you....