- Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Cause it's no big deal unless your not getting any!
- Q: What do they call a black man with a white penis?
A: A polish coal miner who's been home for lunch.... - Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck for you.... - Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change her shoes!... - Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano? A: Having Tulips on your organ.
- Q: How are an oven and a woman alike? A: You have to get them both hot before you stick the meat in.
- Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass.... - Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster? A: My zipper.
- Q: Do you know what a guy with a big 12 inch cock has for breakfast?
A: "Well let's see, this morning I had two eggs, toast, coffee...... - Q: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair? A: "Pi'tew...spit...pi'tew...spit...
