- Q: What do they call a black man with a white penis?
A: A polish coal miner who's been home for lunch... - Q: What is the difference between a paycheck and a penis?
A: You can always find a girl who'll blow your paycheck... - Q: Did you hear about the girl who gave up bowling for sex?
A: The balls were lighter and she didn't have to change... - Q: What's better than having a rose on your piano?
A:
Having Tulips on your organ... - Q: How are an oven and a woman alike?
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You have to get them both hot before you stick the... - Q: How can you tell when you've had a really good blowjob?
A: You have to pull the sheets out of your ass... - Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?
A: My zipper... - Q: Do you know what a guy with a big 12 inch cock has for breakfast?
A: "Well let's see, this morning I had two eggs, toast... - Q: How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?
A: "Pi'tew.
spit...pi'tew...spit..... - Q: Why do women sky divers wear tampons?
A:
So they won't whistle on the way down...
