- Q: Why can women only go 68 mph on the highway?
A
Because at 69 they blow a rod... - Q: Why do women like to play PacMan?
A
It's the only way they know of to get eaten three times... - Q: Why do men like to play Pinball?
A
It's the only way they can get five balls for a quarter... - Q: What are two things in the air that can make a woman pregnant
A: Her legs... - Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball
A: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball... - Q: What's the difference between trash and a sorority girl
A: Trash sometimes gets picked up... - Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Lamborghini
A: Not everyone has been in a Lamborghini... - Q: What does a sorority girl do when she wakes up?
A
She goes home... - Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks... - Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Tie them together
make it a tire, and call it a good year...
