Q: What is the difference between a circus and a chorus line?
A: The first is an array of cunning stunts.
A: The first is an array of cunning stunts.
Related:
- What's the difference between midget bank robbers and the Radcliffe
track team?
One's a group of cunning runts... What's the difference... - OK; here's the Sorority Girl joke list.
1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." 2. Q: Why does a sorority... - You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across.
%end of list------------- Female to guy: Hi, you... - What's the difference between Pigmy Geniuses & Women Joggers?
The Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts...... - 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread. 101. Q: What... - What's the difference between an angry circus owner and a
Roman barber?
One is a raving showman, and the other is a shaving... - Q: What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs... - Q: What is the difference between a duck ?
A:
One leg is both the same...
From the same category:
- Q: What are the two biggest lies a Polock ever tells?
A: "The check is in your mouth" and "I promise not... - Q: Did you know that Christie McAuliffe had blue eyes?
A: One blew this way...one blew that way... - Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight... - Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Approximately 1... - Q: What do you have when you have a green ball in each hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention...
