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• Q: Why are chickens so ugly? A: They have a pecker on their face
• Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Chickens weren't invented yet.
• Q: Why does a dog lick its balls? A: Because he knows that in a minute he's going to lick your face.
• Q: Why do Easter Bunnies hide their eggs? A: They don't want anyone to know they've been fucking chickens.
• Q: Why do blacks keep chickens? A: So the kids can learn how to strut.
• The Complete Set Of Blonde Jokes ----------------------------------- 12/15/92 Q
  How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone....
• Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
  A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!...
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• Why don't Greeks need to wear life preservers? Because oil floats.