A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up
looking for him. Some time later, a man calls the zoo complaining of a
gorilla in a tree in his back yard. The zoo keeper rushes right over. When
he arrives, he has a net, a baseball bat, a shotgun, and a Dachshund. The
man asks what the items are for. He's told, "I'm gonna climb the tree and
hit the gorilla in the head with the baseball bat. When he falls out of the
tree, you throw the net over him, and the Dachshund will go straight for his
balls." The man asks, "But what's the shotgun for?" The zoo keeper answers,
"If I miss the gorilla and fall out of the tree, you shoot the Dachshund."
A man went to Africa to collect gorillas for a zoo. He had heard
of a native who was an expert gorilla hunter, but had been warned
that he should bargain carefully, because the natives had a tendency
to include something for most of their relatives in the price....