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• A man goes to his psychiatrist and explains that on Monday through Thursday he feels like a TeePee and on Friday through Sunday he feels like a Wigwam.
  The psychiatrist explains, "Your problem is obvious, you're two tents....
• Fred walks into a psychiatrist's office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
  It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee....
• Fred walks into a psychiatrists office one day and says to the psychiatrist, "Doc, I don't understand what's going on with me.
  It's really strange, sometimes I feel like a teepee....
• Punny 1. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
  2. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor....
• A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist suggests they start with a Rorschach Test.
  He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees....
• My Kind Of Woman... A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
  But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck....
• A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane assylum that is reknowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods.
  They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman....
• PSYCHIATRISTS It had been a long day, and a psychiatrist was just about to close up his office, when a man entered the waiting room.
  About this time, the last thing he needed was one more kook, but he invited the man in....
• A man is as young as the woman he feels.