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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper
Hiya,
Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then...
- A woman walked into a bar carrying a duck under her arm
The local drunk saw
this and asked, "Say there, whatcha...
- Three guys - a Frenchman, a German and a Polack, were sitting in a bar
In
walked a mean looking black guy looking for a fight...
- A woman walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a beer
In a quandary
the bartender replies, "Anhauser Busch...
- Off in the hill country the old man was sitting on his porch with his shotgun
across his knees waiting for his three daughters' dates to come pick them up
The first one came and said to him, ...
- A guy from Georgia enrolled at Harvard and on his first day there was walking
across the campus and asked an upperclassman (drawling heavily)
Excuse me,
can you tell me where the library is at...
- A man went to the doctor and said in a very deep gravely voice
doctor is
there anything you can do for my voice?...
- There's a new stamp out to commemorate prostitutes
It's a 22-cent stamp --
unless you want to lick it...
- Tarzan and Jane came to New York and were being interviewed
A reporter said, 'Tarzan, what is your wife's name...
- So this woman is at a supermarket and she sees the boxboy while going through
the checkout line and she's hot for him
She's got to figure out how to let
him know. Aha...
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