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  The good news is that the U.S. Navy is going to scan for signs of excess radiation....
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  Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Docto...
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  "Do begin with the bad news, please." "Allright....
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• Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a cliff. The bus was destroyed and there were no survivors.
  Bad News: There were three empty seats....
• Moses, returning from the mountain, spoke to his people
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