- God and St. Peter were playing golf one day. St. Peter teed his ball up and
hit it
It was a real nice shot about three hundred yards down... - This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After... - This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the
drink
the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other... -
... - A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a
few days come back next week
guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you got aids'... - A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and
the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the
register
The second bartender whispered to... - A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies
Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this... - A young man and woman have only been married for two days
One night, just as they are getting ready to go to... - This guy had three lovely girlfriends, and he couldn't decide which one to
marry
So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would... - Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls
One man said, "Gee! I wish I could do that." The other...
