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Miscellaneous Jokes
- This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot.
The further she walked, the more sore it got. After...
- This guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. As the bartender serves the
drink,
the guy asks, "Hey, I heard a good Aggie joke the other...
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- A guy goes to a doctor and says 'i think i got aids' doc says tests'll take a
few days come back next week.
guy comes back and the doc says 'sorry, you
got aids'...
- A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and
the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the
register.
The second bartender whispered to...
- A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies,
"Sorry,
we don't serve no beer to no bears in this...
- A young man and woman have only been married for two days.
One night, just as
they are getting ready to go to...
- This guy had three lovely girlfriends, and he couldn't decide which one to
marry.
So he gave each of them $500 to see what they would...
- Two men were walking in the park when they came upon this dog that had bent
itself into a weird position and was licking its balls.
One man said, "Gee! I
wish I could do that." The other...
- Two guys wandered into a bar. One of the men shouted to the barkeeper,"Hiya,
Mike. Set 'em up for me and my pal here." Then he...
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