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• A bear went into a bar and ordered a beer. He gave the bartender a twenty and the bartender went to the other end of the bar to put the money in the register.
  The second bartender whispered to the first, "He's a bear, what does he know, shortchange him....
• A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer.
  Sorry. We don't serve bears here" said the bartender....
• A bear walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender replies, "Sorry, we don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar.
  The bear asks again and is again told, "We don't serve no beer to no bears in this bar....
• hree strings were standing in front of a bar and were deciding wether or not to have a drink.
  The first says "You know they don't serve strings in this bar....
• Man and tall brown bear wearing a hat go into a bar.
  Man: I'll have a pint of beer, and the bear'll have a large Matabooboo....
• A slightly drunk man walked into a bar, went up to the bartender, and said, "I'll bet you $
  50 I can bite my right eye!" Noticing the man had had a few to drink, the bartender took him up on it....
• A Frenchman, an Englishman, a Texan, and a Mexican are flying in a plane.
  The pilot explains to her passengers that the plane is too heavy and in order to avoid an ugly crash, some weight needs to be removed from the plane....
• A guy walks into a bar where he has heard that the bartender is keeping a horse in back.
  Walking up to the bar, he asks what the bartender would give him if he were able to go back to the horse and make it laugh....