This Elephant Was Walking Through The Jungle One Day When She Got A Thorn In Her Foot.

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This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in
her foot. The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she
started to limp. After a while, this ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what's the
matter?" The elephant answers, "I've got this thorn in my foot and I would do
anything to get it out." The ant says, "Anything? Would you let me butt fuck
you?" The elephant thought about it for a minute and decided what the hell.
How bad could an ant be? So she agreed. The ant started pulling on the thorn
and sure enough, he got it out. True to her word, the elephant laid down on
her side and moved her tail out of the way. The ant crawled up on her and
started going to town. This monkey was up in a tree watching this. He
couldn't quite believe his eyes. He started laughing and rolling around in
the tree. Then he knocked a coconut out of the tree that went down and hit
the elephant right between the ears. The elephant moaned loudly in pain,
"Awwoooohhhhh!" The ant yelled at the top of his voice, "Take it all bitch,
take it all !!!!!!"