- Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him
down to twice a week.
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know two guys she's cut out
- I've got a joke that'll make you laugh 'til your tits fall off!
Oh... I see you've already heard it....
- Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Q: What do you call someone who speaks three languages?...
- DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news.
PATIENT: Give me the bad news first.
DOCTOR: Well, you have about twenty-four hours to live I'm afraid....
- A 5-year old boy and his dad are visiting the zoo, in their bi-weekly weekend
Standing in front of the elephant-cage, the boy asks his
- An Australian hooker goes into a tavern, empty, except for a lone Koala bear
sitting at the bar.
She walks up and asks if he would like to spend the night
- A white guy, a black guy, and a Mormon are talking one day.
The black guy
says "I've got four kids; one more, and I'll have a basketball team....
- This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken.
He sets them
down on the stool next to him, and says to the (uncertain-looking) bartender
"I'll have a Scotch and Soda....
- A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes
his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head, knocking
things off the shelves.
The manager comes up...
- A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men, and a
little guy from Japan.
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