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Miscellaneous Jokes
- Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him
down to twice a week
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know...
- I've got a joke that'll make you laugh 'til your tits fall off
Oh... I see you've already heard it...
- Q: What do you call someone who speaks two languages
A: Bi-lingual.
Q: What do you call someone who speaks...
- DOCTOR: I've got some bad news and I've got some really bad news
PATIENT: Give me the bad news first.
DOCTOR: Well...
- A 5-year old boy and his dad are visiting the zoo, in their bi-weekly weekend
together
Standing in front of the elephant-cage, the boy asks...
- An Australian hooker goes into a tavern, empty, except for a lone Koala bear
sitting at the bar
She walks up and asks if he would like to spend the...
- A white guy, a black guy, and a Mormon are talking one day
The black guy
says "I've got four kids; one more,...
- This guy walks into a bar, carrying a crocodile and a chicken
He sets them
down on the stool next to him, and says...
- A blind man and his dog go into the supermarket and then the blind man takes
his dog by the collar and starts to swing him around over his head
knocking
things off the shelves. The manager comes...
- A forman was assigned three new workers; two big strong local men
and a
little guy from Japan. Because of their size...
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