A white guy, a black guy, and a Mormon are talking one day. The black guy
says "I've got four kids; one more, and I'll have a basketball team." The
white guy says "I've got ten kids; one more, and I'll have a football team."
The Mormon says "I've got seventeen wives; one more, and I'll have a golf
course!"
says "I've got four kids; one more, and I'll have a basketball team." The
white guy says "I've got ten kids; one more, and I'll have a football team."
The Mormon says "I've got seventeen wives; one more, and I'll have a golf
course!"
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